Last week’s voting produced a tally top-heavy with pols. Donald “You can’t have an election in the middle of a political season” Trump won for the third straight week (31.7 percent), followed by those three random Republicans—the ones who, respectively, mistook the Gonzaga basketball team for unauthorized “invaders,” voted illegally nine times, and recommended turning Gaza into “Nagasaki and Hiroshima” (20.2 percent)—and the truly unbearable Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (19.1 percent). Kudos to them all. You know this game is being played at a very high level when chronically desperate attention seekers such as Prince Andrew, Tucker Carlson, and Kim Kardashian finish well out of the running.
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
